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I’m a college senior named Jay. I write daily about the things that piss me off.

P.S. That is a rare happy moment cause bitches make me say cheese.

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23 Responses

  1. Dude – your site is fucking awesome! I especially like the fucking diagrams. You should have t-boned that fucking douche bag in the Corvette – sent his fucking sorry ass to the morgue.

    nahole - October 19, 2007 at 3:46 am

  2. Thanks for the comment man. Next time, I’m not going to stop if a guy blocks me like that.. too bad I have an old saab and not a hummer/tank

    thatpessimist - October 19, 2007 at 11:16 am

  3. When I had a car, I wished I had a total shitbox so that I could ram into assmonkeys in their BMW’s and laugh at my shitbox car wrecking their pretty car.

    talea - October 19, 2007 at 3:38 pm

  4. Dude, I heart you and your writing about stuff that pisses you off. Kindred fucking spirit, that’s pretty much ALL I write about. Except for that one experiment in positivity which resulted in me laughing at the thought of cankles falling down stairs.

    Oh, and um, I don’t drive, so I can’t continue that conversation there. Sorry. Drivers piss me off.

    greenmetropolis - October 19, 2007 at 3:57 pm

  5. I so love your writing and matter-of-fact pissed-off-ed-ness…I have a feeling that I’ll find many of your posts to be very relatable; thanks for creating this :-)

    romi41 - October 21, 2007 at 5:03 pm

  6. I’m loving your blog. I love what the assole wrote in comment number one too – how great is that guy by the way? Consider me a faithful fan of your writing. It makes me laugh both sober and buzzed, and that says a lot.

    abarclay12 - October 22, 2007 at 5:37 am

  7. Andrea – you’re too fucking kind.

    nahole - October 22, 2007 at 3:59 pm

  8. It’s like a fucking love-in in here.

    talea - October 23, 2007 at 3:43 pm

  9. I too enjoy your rants. I think you need to punch more people in the face. You just got rolled kid.

    bronsonfive - October 25, 2007 at 3:50 pm

  10. Thanks bronson. I’ll do my best to beat the shit out of anyone that makes me mad.

    thatpessimist - October 25, 2007 at 4:23 pm

  11. I love the rage you incorporate…..

    check this out, my mini-version of your blog.

    http://cuzoogle.wordpress.com/2007/10/13/the-inconsiderate-parking-list/

    cuzoogle - November 9, 2007 at 8:24 pm

  12. The Maddox influence is noted and appreciated.

    Christopher Cocca - November 9, 2007 at 11:20 pm

  13. You know what is pi55ing ME off is that you don’t blog more. Let’s go….! I copied and forwarded your Canadian Geese blog to some friends who would appreciate the hate you spew. There were about 45 of those nasty b*tches sitting on the lawn when I left work last Friday.

    And Raphie from A Christmas Story with the word C*NT scribbled on his head…genius.

    We love it!

    cheetah14 - December 3, 2007 at 7:34 pm

  14. This guy at work is on the phone right now and I just heard him use the, “From a _________ standpoint” phrase……uuugggghhhhhhhhhh!!! He is one who also I always over-hear saying “Think outside the box”. If he weren’t a decent guy I would throw an egg at him over my cube.

    cheetah14 - December 7, 2007 at 8:07 pm

  15. hahaha. from my standpoint sucks.. it is ok in certain circumstances but from MY standpoint, its overused!

    thatpessimist - December 7, 2007 at 8:20 pm

  16. Dude,
    I’m really enjoying your site. It’s nice to see that I’m not alone in things that piss me off, now maybe I won’t have to wait for George Carlin to release his next HBO special filled with hate-filled banter!

    The World, People, Music, TV, & Government Suck

    Pessimist's Rock! - December 12, 2007 at 9:47 pm

  17. there you are Pessimist! Nice to put a face to all the pessimism ;-) (lame joke of the day)

    For someone so pessimistic, you have a lovely smile (2nd lame joke of the day), but I understand, ’cause I just hate when bitches make me say “cheese”…!!!

    romi41 - December 18, 2007 at 3:30 am

  18. Hey Jay. Hope you have a good christmas, and if you don’t have a good christmas, I hope some really annoying stuff happens so you can write about it.

    -Andrea

    abarclay12 - December 24, 2007 at 7:03 pm

  19. hey thanks abarclaytwelve. I’m waiting for more ideas of things that piss me off. I gotta go check out your blog right now. You have a good christmas too!

    thatpessimist - December 24, 2007 at 11:06 pm

  20. Dude…I have to say you are one of the funniest writers ever. Haha, I always get a crack out of what you’ve written, it never gets old. Although…you have not posted in quite a while! :O Well, hope to hear about some recent things you’ve encountered that have certainly pissed you off!
    By the way, your gym post…I agree with it all. Especially with the strange pedophile guy. Haha..

    Loco

    Couchptato10 - March 18, 2008 at 5:59 am

  21. Where have you been dude? Where have you been…

    bronsonfive - May 19, 2008 at 4:17 pm

  22. No doubt, where ya been? I need some good hate.

    cheetah14 - May 28, 2008 at 12:13 am

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    ancellaKemy - December 24, 2008 at 4:40 pm

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