I’m going to make this short because I want to enjoy my halloween.. but I just want to say that teenage trick or treaters piss me off.
You are TOO old. I like candy too. but 15 and above is just too old to be trick or treating… unless, of course, you are a cute girl [...]
Seriously, ladies… WTF.
It seems everytime I go anywhere where teenage girls gather(giggity giggity!) I see at least 80% of them wearing giant sunglasses. Please refer to the above picture. I’ve been struggling to understand why they do this because I know their eyes are really not that big.
I have to admit it actually pisses [...]
Every fucking Christmas, without fail, this little bitch named “Ralphie” comes into my house via my television set. Is it my intention? NO. The little fuckface is on every channel because it’s “A Christmas Story” marathon!!! What stupid son of a bitch came up with that great idea?
If you haven’t seen this movie, you are [...]
